Lois: Oh my God! Is my father gonna be okay, Dr. House?
House: He’s in a coma, Mrs. Griffin, and listening to the sound of your voice I’d say he’s the lucky one.
TV bosses behind hit medical series HOUSE are facing legal action from the show’s former assistant prop master who alleges he was fired for refusing to partake in debauched antics with his co-workers.
Carl Jones, who was dismissed from his role on Hugh Laurie’s programme in March (10), has filed papers at Los Angeles County Superior Court claiming he lost his job because he wasn’t willing to join in with the “degenerate conduct” of his superiors.
He alleges the bad behaviour included visits to strip clubs, drug taking and various sexual escapades.
An extract from the lawsuit, obtained by TMZ.com, reads, “(The) degenerate conduct (included) visits to strip bars, participation in getting drunk, stoned or intoxicated on cocaine, to participate in sexual conduct at the trailer, and other dangerous conduct.”
Jones also claims he saw his supervisors get drunk on tequila and engage in “throwing a knife at a target on set.”
He claims his attempts to report the alleged misconduct were ignored by co-producers and he was ultimately “blackballed” from working on the show.
Jones is suing for $1 million (£666,667) in damages over claims he suffered depression and a physical injury as a result of the alleged incidents.


Love, love is a verb
Love is a doing word
Fearless on my pray
Gentle impulsion
Shakes me makes me lighter
Fearless on my pray
Teardrop on the fire
Fearless on my pray.
What if Alvie released an album? This is the music video for his first track: “The Real Slim Shady; House style”
This is seriously one the funniest things I’ve seen lol.
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Attn HOUSE Fans: below is a message from Garrett Lerner, Executive Producer of House!
You can help my son Zeke and help cure a disease with just a few simple clicks in support of the Gwendolyn Strong Foundation.
Zeke is 9. Zeke is awesome. But Zeke is confined to a wheelchair. Because Zeke has SMA.
Take 20 seconds to help Zeke and other kids like him.
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Chase Bank will donate $1 million to the charity with the most votes this Friday. We want the Gwendolyn Strong Foundation to be number 1 so that money can help find a cure for SMA. Follow the progress here: http://apps.facebook.com/chasecommunitygiving/charities/top_100
…and pass the word on - get your friends to vote.
Thank you.
Garrett Lerner.
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